What a mouth! What a mouth! What a North and South! Blimey, what a mouth he's got! Now when he was a baby, well, oh Gawd luv 'er! His poor old mother used to feed him with a shovel What a gap! Poor chap! He's never been known to laugh If he did, it's a penny to a quid That his face would fall in half!
British singer Tommy Steele, 1960