I was handed this itinerary for a day out at York races while I was in the UK. The identity of "the pub" has been removed to protect the innocent (that's me actually. These blog posts are cross-posted to Blighty's Facebook page and the landlord of "the pub" is a Blighty's Facebook fan).
As you can see, the itinerary is fairly "liquid". But, whose itinerary is it? None other than the police in a Manchester suburb! I understand that the coach driver was teetotal.
08:30 Meet at the pub08:35 A Pint09:00 Breakfast with a pint09:30 Have a bet with Keith, and a pint10:00 Try the quiz, with a pint10:30 On the coach11:30 Stop for a couple of pints12:30 On the coach to York13:00 Enter the racecourseEnjoy the races and have a few pints18:00 Back on coach after last raceBack to the pub for a curry and a few pints